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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:01
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Housing market tide is turning as home prices fall in top cities - Fortune
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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No go.
Loons and Moons
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How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
UNC Falls to Oklahoma, Setting Up Winner-Take-All Finale in Regional - 247Sports
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Stock futures rise after S&P 500 notches a fresh record high: Live updates - CNBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...